Easy to Use

ChunkScript is so simple, it makes Haskell look complex by contrast.

Faster

In extremely specifically chosen benchmarks, ChunkScript outperforms other languages, especially Haskell.

Fuck Haskell

Sure, the typing system is pretty good but like the Haskell community is so annoying about it. "Monads represent logic as data" blah blah blah. Monads represent my butt.